for the weekends

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

oh oh. . .

Recently, there has been lots of reports and attention regarding TESTICULAR CANCER. In some western countries, it is getting quite serious as the number of deaths from this disease is on the rise. Those who survive, however, suffers from IMPOTENCY. According to some studies from a university in Bulgaria, IMPOTENCY is also caused by 'over-exertion' of the genitals and testicles. In simple English, if the male organ gets a 'hard-on' every moment, without releasing its contents, that is called 'over-exertion'. There are lots of videos and reports regarding this study. If you're really concern about your balls, better start Googling. (its not a joke.....)

After reading the various reports found on the net, and watching the videos..... I've decided to stop watching Marie Digby's videos. Its getting quite tiring and unsafe watching her sing in YouTube. The way she sings, voice, face expressions...... can really cause IMPOTENCY and TESTICULAR CANCER, especially if not treated properly.

ARGHZ!!!!!!!!!

Total points : 12
Immediate Failure : 01

FUCK. . . i was robbed. . .
Failure to obey mandatory sign???!!!
WTF!!! That was daylight robbery!!
Now i have to wait for 16072008. . .
Maybe it's the quota thingy. . .
How could Lokman who holds both class 2B and 2A failed as well. . .
Darned. . .

bored

I found this pic online and i just couldn't stop laughing.

Beside this I also found another talent online.
I'm still a big fan of Marie Digby though. .
But this chic by the name duffy has some quality. . .
Reminds me of Amy Winehouse. *weird

Pedra Branca

Oh joy... after a long period of dispute, accusations and a basic waste of political muscles; as of 23 May 2008,
the International Court of Justice ruled that Pedra Branca is under the sovereignity of SingaBore.
We now finally have rightful ownership of a lighthouse stuck on bunch of stupid rocks and Malaysia lost about 12 square km of territory. Obviously it means more than that in maritime trade but like I really fucking care.
Read more about it here

Perhaps to celebrate the legal victory, we can throw a party there and ask some DJs to play some "alternative rave music". :p

clean jokes for the twisted

with love

WELCOME BACK MY BABY
from KL. . .
hopefully you feel better escaping from this urban life. . .
glad that you go and came back safely. . .
can't wait to meet you!!!

1 week i was away on course and look at the sight of my new office. . .
cool. . .
hmmm. . .
maybe it lacks a pantry cum mini-bar.. .
wishful thoughts. . .

pangea day. . .

Read about it here

boring saturday

Its Saturday and all i did was to stay at home and do video watching. . . Watch one of my fav movies and now i'm having a problem with ones of the scenes stuck in my head! ! ! Darn! Nvm, i manage to find a clip at youtube and i'm sharing it with ya peepz. look at the cool steps. . . maybe i shud start learning it as well. . .

awesome version. . .

The original version of the song get on my nerves but this
is totally different. . .
AWESOME!!!

darn. . .

My insomnia is worse than yours.
Damn rite, it's worse than yours.
I can teach you but I'd have to charge...