Who's the boss? ? ?

Who's The Boss?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.


The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge!!!

its too late

this song is stuck in my head today. . .

just loves the lyrics. . .

another rant. . .

What is stature, if you're a LIAR?

What is beauty, if you're a LIAR?What is wealth, if you're a LIAR?

What is knowledge, if you use it to LIE?

i'm the liar fine. . . i'm the one breaking the trust. . . fine. . .

no need for apologies..... obviously it wasn't anyone fault, always mine.

kudos. . .

was browsing aimlessly, till i came across this clip. . .
a band called the morning after. . .
and suprise - SUPRISE, it was my PC on the bass. . .
Audie and mates were performing. . .
and for a first timers, BOY they were doing fine. . .
KUDOS!!!
and yeapz i agreed that the band mates should be rawking the stage more. . .

see ya performing live 1 day aite. . .

till then, CONGRATS. . .

ranting again. .

I really don't need anybody to tell me that I'm slacking or a slacker......

have never been one and the whole world knows about it........ there's nothing to hide.

I'M NOT A SLACKER, AND NEVER WILL BE......

Try looking with eyes open and not the mouth....... or legs.....

Maybe I just can't move or fidget anymore.... any movement maybe the reason of all wrongdoings......

-on a lighter note, spurs loss 1-3 to the toffees. . . as i've predicted, last season achievement was based on luck. .

and ali, ur spurs sucks. . .

hehe. . .

you never walk alone. . .

liverpool started the season campaign with a well deserved 2-1 victory over Aston Villa. . .
an own goal in the first half was cancelled out by a Gareth Barry penalty but Stevie G put the lead back again when he scored a superbly taken free kick. . .
new boy Torres seems to be adapting well with Kuyt as shown above. . .
hopefully this will be the year for the reds to be kings of England. . .

juz for laugh

bad day. . .

everything is so not going well recently. . .
firstly i'm broke again. . . wads new? ? haha. . .
my phone is so spoilt now. . .
it goes crazee wif the reception. . .
and my new phone is taking a big delay. . .
and today while doing my COS duty, my spec broke into two. . .
hopefully it'll get better as the day progress. . .

Self-explanatory!

sigh* another saturday. . .

another NDP training. . .

arghz. . . i need a life!!!!!!!!!

bored phucked. . .

Self-explanatory as above. Posting this out of being bored-out-of-my-skull and the lack of everything else decent. My battery cells ran flat eons ago. No inspiration. Lost the foresight. Very lethagic. Not in a fantastically-good mood either. Just being diplomatic. One of those goddamn days again, I guess. What to do? Life. It always gets to you every now and then. Maybe I need a better reason to wake up each day? Just maybe. Or maybe something else? Personally, I don't know... can't wait for the day / week / month to end. . .