Friday, November 30, 2007

something for the weekends




Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?


A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear atnight.





Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?


A: Because they are tired of using their own.





Q: What's common between men and video?


A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward...forward. ...backward.....forward. .. stop and eject.





Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?


A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if itdoesn't come means you are in big trouble.





Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?


A: A teabag.





Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?


A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.





Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?


A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the babylooks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.





Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as Ihave advised?Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.





Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito entersthe girl's skirt.


Guess where it would have bitten?


Answer: The boy's hand.

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